Make the most of your competition – Restaurant Jokes


I get a daily email from and I thought you would enjoy today’s restaurant jokes. I edited a little. Here’s to keeping your sense of humor while running a business.

A local restaurateur was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.

The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop-it read… ‘MAIN ENTRANCE.’

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